really, I’m only joking…

by j_daniels

Posted to Action Poetry on 2003-12-08 14:18:00

God created the earth
and He saw that it was good
but a bit boring…

so God made some people
but they were a most unruly sort,
all struttin’ around with minds of their own…

all of which God might have gotten away with,
if he hadn’t looked out one day
over his amusing, unruly little planet,
and, being omniscient and all, or maybe
recovering from an omniscience amnesia bout,
noticed that one of His clueless minions
would beget a most evil lineage of begetting,
leading eventually to Jerry Falwell…
and God was much displeased
and there was a gnashing of molars,
and a thundering decree came,
down the wormhole from headquarters…
The High Celestial Kahuna Council
had been putting up with this MTV crap,
but this Falwell thing was going too far!
God must be held accountable!

Uhh…. where was I going with this?….

OK OK…….. I’m sorry about all that…

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