Wankers Against The War

by Mob

Posted to Poetry and Politics on 2003-02-17 04:53:00

We’ve all heard of groups like Doctors For Peace, Lawyers Against The War
and even Businesses For Peace but here at SchNEWS Towers a new group we came
across made us laugh out loud. Masturbators For Peace is a new anti war
posse that is causing a stir with slogans like “I cum in peace”, “Touch your
sack, not Iraq” and “War is silly – Whack your willy”. As they say on their
website, “There’s no greater antidote for war than love. However, any real
love must start from within. You can’t love others without loving yourself
first. And of course masturbation is the greatest expression of self-love.
So its natural that we, the citizens of the world, are joining together to
masturbate for peace.” Mind you this could be a load of old toss, so check
it out for yourself at http://masturbatorsforpeace.com











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