Bungle in the Jungle

by Ganesh Subramanian

Posted to Stories on 2002-07-28 06:56:00

Itlu Titlu and Chinky Pinky were husband and wife and lived together in the jungle .Now this jungle like all other jungles had many junglee jaanvars.The fiercest among them was Oona Moona ,the lion with a 12 inch cock.Oona Moona was very proud of his 12 inch cock.He stroked it everyday and carefully groomed and oiled it and his efforts were not in vain. Today he could proudly say” I am Oona Moona the lion with a 12 inch cock.”
Itlu Titlu did not like this, in fact he did not like it at all. He also had a 12 inch cock,he also wanted to proudly say “I am Itlu Titlu and I also have a 12 inch cock”.But he was scared that if Oona Moona found out,Oona Moona would eat him.Chinky Pinky was a nympho,she loved having sex with Itlu Titlu because he had a 12 inch cock.She wanted to suck Oona Moonas also ,so she could say “I am Chinky Pinky and I have a deep throat”. But she was scared that Itlu Titlu would be angry and would leave her and she would be all alone in the jungle.
Now Oona Moona,king of the jungle and lion of the 12 inch cock had only one weakness, he loved getting his cock sucked. His minister Popa Lopa was a very clever man. He was also a magician. He knew all the secrets of all the junglee jaanvars of the jungle. He knew that Itlu Titlu also had a 12 inch cock and that Chinky Pinky had a deep throat. He knew that if he told Oona Moona this Itlu Titlu would be eaten by Oona Moona .Popa Lopa was a kind man. He liked Itlu Titlu and did not want him to die. But he was obliged to tell his king all.Popa Lopa was a very worried man now .What should he do?
Should he tell his king and let Itlu Titlu die, no he could not do that, he must help everyone and no one must die.
The secret of Popa Lopas infinite wisdom was the fountain in the middle of the jungle. He drank the water from the fountain and his IQ always shot up by 20 points. And since he visited the fountain almost every week, his IQ was phenomenal, but lately without much need for wisdom he had become slack and hadn’t been to the fountain for almost 4 years now.Popa Lopa knew that if he was to help Itlu Titlu,Chinky Pinky and Oona Moona he must go again and he must drink like never before.Popa Lopa made the journey and as he drank the water he was infinitely wiser and almost immediately he knew what must be done .He ran to his king and this is what he did.
Panting and babbling in excitement he told his king that the curse of the twin had befallen the king.Oona Moona was puzzled, curse ,twin what was his wise minister saying. He told his minister”Popa Lopa,relax,sit down and then tell me all”. Popa Lopa continued”O king ,O Oona Moona,O king of the 12 inch cock,you have a brother and he is laying stake to the kingdom.” A brother, but how can that be, my mother never told me, how do you know.” “O king you ask how I know ,how I Popa Lopa know, I know that is enough! Your brother is Itlu Titlu and he has a 12 inch cock too. What further proof do you want.” Oona Moona roared”I will eat Itlu Titlu”But he is your brother ,how can you eat him”Popla Lopa said.”O” said Oona Moona and became infinitely sad.It was true he could not eat his brother.
“But its alright”Popa Lopa said.Your brother only wants to proclaim what is rightfully his.He wants to say”I am Itlu Titlu and I have a 12 inch cock”.We must meet him and let him do his way.So Oona Moona and Popa Lopa went to where Itlu and Chinky lived.Itlu saw Oona and was scared and ran away.Chinky greeted Oona with a sly smile hinting that she could suck his 12 incher.Oona sent Popa away to go find Itlu .So Popa Lopa went away to do the kings bidding while Oona and Chinky did the bedding.Popa Lopa soon returned with Itlu Titlu.Oona greeted Itlu and said Itlu you may say “I am Itlu Titlu and I also have a 12 inch cock”.”O king it is true I am Itlu Titlu and I also have a 12 inch cock”said Itlu Titlu.

So I guess everyone lived happily ever after save Popa Lopa though the wise minister was infinitely sad as he saw beaming faces all around him and he ran and ran as fast as his legs could carry him and when he reached the middle of the jungle he went to the fountain drank some water and drowned himself in its wisdom.