Urgent Letter to Dr. Fister

by Billectric

Posted to Stories on 2002-09-17 17:27:00

Parent message is 285484
Dr. Fister:

It is my understanding that you have under your medical care a certain Jason “feral” Evans. It is of the utmost importance that you be aware of the threat he poses to you, your staff, and your other patients.

I personally experienced dealings most untoward with this crazed sociopath in my line of duty as a covert special agent for the Southern Baptist Convention (Florida Militant Chapter). I only risk compromising my secret status as an operative because of the grave danger of your situation.

The first thing you must remember is to never call him a psychopath to his face. His calm and sometimes gregarious demeanor may lull you into a false sense of security. Don’t fall for it. Don’t take a taste of his pipe if he offers it and do not turn your back on him.

I am on my way even as you read this letter to take custody of the patient. There will, of course, be a percentage of the reward/bounty donated to your medical facility, in your name, as a gratuity.

Sincerely,

Billectric, Special Agent, SBC