The Honeymooners

by zero hero

Posted to Stories on 2003-11-17 09:19:00

Elke can not help it if she can feel the pea under a hundred mattresses; she did not choose to be a princess, just the luck of the mitochondrial draw.

I got bear to fix her kitchen chair this morning, this after listening to him bitch and moan about my sister for a hour.

I broke through for a second, “listen man I never been married so I don’t know what goes between a husband and wife, but I see a lot of games, head games you play with each other.

So naturally he pleads innocent so I say well what about the kitchen chair that has been broke for three months and she gave up asking you to fix it. This to a man who is a carpenter he could build you a tree. He built this house I am in completely by him and it is a very nice house.

Well anyway, sorry for the digression, I say do think jitterbug would do that to his wife if she needed a kitchen chair.

Like magic he went out and fixed the chair in 5 minutes

I am thinking it is like your marriage contract says:
I can count on you to bring me a slice of pizza and a glass of soda when I am laying down watching TV, and you only bring the pizza.

On the other hand her contract reads:
You will always buy me alka seltzer when I need it
So she goes to the store and comes back without the Alka Seltzer because it was $3 and she could get it cheaper at wal mart later on.
This to a guy that had his gall bladder removed by a bullet when he was 18.