Singles Only — PC
by e_dog
Posted to Stories on 2004-04-24 19:17:00
Dude clicks the TV tuner past the shopping channel, in which they are selling 5 dollars worth of nickels for 100 dollars. on the screen appears a man in a white lab coat, a telephone number at the booton of the screen neaqr the words “Live Light”
{man on TV} “I work at the morgue all day, and by the time I get off work I smell like death. That sure makes it difficult to meet women at the clubs. So I called Live Light! Now i can talk to all the beautiful single women i want. And for a low price!”
{women on TV} “I an really fat. In fact, I cannot make it out the door. But when I call Live Light, I get to speak on the phone to lots of real singles. It’s great fun to talk and I can pretend to be any weight I want. Thanks, Live Light!”
dude dials the number. a recording comes on. hangs up the phone. turns off the TV, drinks a sip of beer and sticks hand in pants.