the plastic lady

by jamelah

Posted to Utterances on 2002-01-25 08:37:00

Parent message is 103187
ALWAYS stares at me. so i stare back. and the whole time i’m thinking, “what? did i suddenly have a third eye pop open on my forehead or something? jesus.”

another good trick, along the same lines of the satan thing, but not quite as scary, is to take random items from your desk (paperclips, pens, staple removers) and use them as little actors in an impromptu play.

mr. paperclip: hello, mr. pen. how’s your day today?
mr pen: my day’s okay. i’ve been writin’.
mr. staple remover: you guys suck.