DG get’s started
by heyesdg1
Posted to Utterances on 2001-07-21 02:35:00
HAIR, NAILS, SHOES
hey what you thinking about
you look sort of confused,
i said HELLO are you listening to me!
anyone in?
what? oh, erh, just things she replies.
like what i retort?
just stuff
like i’m desperate for a trim
(you can say that again he thought)
and my nails are a bit scratty.
oh and i’ve seen this gorgeous top in town
and a beautiful bag to go with it.
is that right, that’s great
hey, we got ant booze in honey,
no, you drunk it last night…
remember.
Have you noticed anyone that women can think about numerous thing at once and still function. Maybe it’s my attention span thats’s in question.
Women are great though don’t get me wrong.
SHITTY ARSED DOG
>
> it’s white normally
> this little dog i know,
> quite amiable at times
> could even say cute,
> that’s when it’s not barking
> at damn bird,
> flies, anything,
> but usually nothing.
>
> that ain’t my gripe though,
> DOG SHIT!
> Yeah, that’s the stuff,
> all round the rear end,
> everytime… you know
> spreading it’s stench everywhere,
> germs forever in it’s wake.
>
> when it’s real bad
> that animal sure stinks,
> get that mutt away from me i say,
> what?
> that shitty arsed dog.
FOLLOW THROUGH
there she was
squatting in the b-day of the apartment,
guilty of a incontrolable, unavoidable
laps of control.
there i was
faced with the reality
that it was indeed loose
and i’d never had the chance…
well apart from birthdays.
Folks, i’m new to this and it’s probably crap (take with a pinch of something), no prizes for guessing who’s stile i’m plagairising. I’m a great beat fan and have been for a long time.
Any comments welcome.
DG