i don’t believe we’ve met.

by marty

Posted to Utterances on 2002-12-14 22:22:00

Parent message is 340493
i’m marty. i’ve been around here(off&on) for quite a while. i sort of live behind a dumpster on the outskirts of litkickstown. there are a few things i think everyone should know:

1) its extremely easy to lie on military entrance forms
2) i’m not as awful as i or others have made me out to be
3) and you should never mix copious amounts of gin and deep fried conch.

that about covers it.