Ahhh, Christmas

by bluemonk

Posted to Utterances on 2002-12-19 18:11:00

There is nothing like buying a Christmas tree on a cold winter’s day, bringing it home, taking it out of it’s box, assembling it, then pouring gasoline all over it and lighting it up. We like to watch it burn while drinking warm mugs of cocoa with marshmallows. There really is nothing like the festive smell of gasoline and burning plastic, merry black smoke billowing all through the house. Happy Holidays everyone!

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