The Wit and Wisdom of J.A.

by shamatha

Posted to Utterances on 2003-04-28 11:39:00

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“I throw the ball ninety-two miles an hour, but they hit it back just as hard.”

“I win or I die.”

“There are three-hundred thousand sportswriters and they’re all against me. Every one of them.”

“There is one word in America that says it all, and that one word is, ‘You never know.'”

“You can’t worry if it’s cold; you can’t worry if it’s hot; you only worry if you get sick. Because then if you don’t get well, you die.”

“Youneverknow.”

-the illustrious Joaquin Andujar (127-118 career record, 3.58 era. Houston Astros 1976-81, St Louis Cardinals 1981-85, Oakland Athletics 1986-87, Houston Astros 1988)