weird science…

by feral

Posted to Utterances on 2003-09-25 16:30:00


A.P

Researchers at the Perth Institute of Depravity have discovered that beer is rife with female hormones. Chief researcher – Dr. Jason Evans made the announcement at a packed media conference in the front bar of the Hyde Park Hotel yesterday…
‘The evidence is overwhelming,’ he claimed in between shots of Wild Turkey and flanked by his voluptuous assistant – Nurse Buffy De La Rue, ‘after a six month period consuming an average of fifteen pints of beer per day, my prized guinnea pig became extremely irrational, started to develop breasts, was prone towards emotional outbursts for no apparent reason, continued arguments when he knew he was wrong and lost the ability to drive a motor vehicle.’

Dr. Evans’ ‘prized guinnea pig’ – an habitual criminal and substance abuser from Jacksonville, Florida was unavailable for comment and is rumored to be undergoing hormone replacement therapy somewhere in the Bahamas…

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