Yeah

by singlemalt

Posted to Utterances on 2003-09-29 14:24:00

Parent message is 520868
you’re right, partially. I think the reason I, like most, don’t make more of my own stuff is because it’s cheaper, quicker and easier to get it from someone else. If I were to make more of my own stuff, I don’t think making paper would be at the top of my list. Also, I don’t think I could make a good television.

I am good at making shit up though. Like last week, this dude came up to me and he said, “hey bitch, gimme all your money.”

“Fuck off biyatch” I said.

“You asked for it punk” he said as he pulled out two 9mm semi-automatics and pointed them sideways (like they do in the movies) at my cranium.

“Mother fucker” I muttered as I performed the sweetest leg sweep you ever saw.

Well, he went down like a sack of taters, and I took HIS money. Yeah, now that’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout!


(See, kind of like that.)


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