get him while he’s vulnerable

by Lightning Rod

Posted to Utterances on 2004-01-18 06:44:00

Parent message is 584494
legend has it that
the sidewinders and gila monsters
west of Pecos shed thier skins
once a year and
no matter how wise and ornery they are
if you get em on that day
you can rub thier bellies

don’t mind me, cec
just rubbin’ your belly

that’s why they call it
Happy B-day