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got these strange messages tonight.look at it.

Posted to Utterances




sms, cell phone message, from a stranger.written in english:


- DID YOUR FINE FELINE FEMALE FINELINER?
DOING DOUBLE DIAMOND..

i answered .

then i got this:

- OHH , BUT REMEMBER YOU RE SWALLOWIN THRU A BURNING MOUTH, LICKN`FOLKS ON ALL SIDES. NAVAJO PROVERB.. BE WARY OF THE SHERIFFS RUSTY BADGE.

(who is this ? divine mendacity??..)
i wrote then.

-let me quaff this kind ray of icy hope, then sms- gallopp into marwel town, pinning young maidens souch likes of the only mariahh. shooten breezelike at he wind - it cryes

- MARWEL TOWN WITH MARWEL FROWN, HER NAME A CERTAIN ANNA ABBATOIR, AND I VOLUNTEERED TO BE HERE PIGS, ON 6 & RACHINE, THEY SWEAR THEY HERD ME SQUEL

i finished the session with:

- dont the sun look angry thru the trees-
dont the trees look like crusified thiefs-
we re desperados under the eaves.

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can anyone understand what the stranger is talking bout?
is it some slang of some kind?