how do you do! now you're gonna die!
well i hit him hard right between the eyes
he went down, but to my surprise
he come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear
well i busted a chair right across his teeth
and we crashed through the wall, into the street
gouging and'a kicking in the mud, the blood, and the beer
well i know i've fought tougher men
but i really can't remember when
he kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocidile...