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words to live by

Posted to Utterances

i never let schooling get in the way of my education. -mark twain

fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. -prinicple wormer

over?!? was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?!? -belushi

marriage is a wonderful institution, but who in the hell wants to live in an institution? -groucho marx

its the fault of the whang. -the ladies man

i do not agree with what you say, sir, but i will defend, to my death, your right to say it. -patrick henry

watch your in-gate, boy. -my old man

alcohol. the cause of and solution to all of man's problems. -homer simpson

a man can endure anything, except a series of ordinary days. -goethe