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well maybe i forgot the drunken naked parts

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my future wife
sneaking into the indio
hilton
naked on the suitcase luggage rack

funny thing
the english guy
on the elevator
pretended not to notice
my future naked wife
shaking her tits at the sky
and me gigglin
saying
second floor, sir
here there be
condoms and refrigerators
third floor
passports and mustache wax
fourth floor
see ya british
guy, see ya later
we're not interested in a menage tonight
she can handle me
and then
the doors swept open
we plowed through naked halls naked
until we reached our room

only later
did we discover
sonny bono
was no longer
mister mayor