That's what happens...
...when you play with the internet.
Yeah, isn't that cool? The way the title changes every few minutes? Actually, I posted this accidentally -- before I decided on a title -- then kept changing my mind. Not good under pressure, I guess.
(As for Janeane... I understand how she feels. I wouldn't talk to me either. But still... I'm not above returning her calls. I mean, if she were to call me. You know?)