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Hand Lotion Religion

Posted to Action Poetry




grease me up!
gimme da money!
in the name of God!
Jehovah!
he needs me to have a Caddy and a big honking house on a big green hill overlooking my congregation....dirt on their faces...my suit white, clean, utterly pristine...
i will heal you!
gimme da money!
grease me up!
i am out of lotion.....