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Welcome to the New York City Rejection Line. Unfortunately, the person who gave you this number does not want to talk to you or speak to you again. We would like to take this opportunity to officially reject you. Our certified rejection specialists are waiting to serve you in your time of need. Please listen carefully to the following options:

If you want: to hear from our comfort specialist, press 1.

If you want: to hear a sad poem written by a kindred spirit, press 2.

If you want: to cling to the unrealistic hope that a relationship is still possible, press 3.