I am Offended!
This is utter rubbish! I am offended by the over use of the word "God."
"God" is a Holy word denoting the male Creator of the Known Universe and Yes he does have a penis, you smart arse hippy. I know who you are and will sue. I will sue you in American dollars and use the money I win in court to make little trophys for all the Christian babies of the world who have to suffer public broadcasters in long sleeve shirts and polo neck rainbows.