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Islam Inc- WSB

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I was working for an outfit known as Islam Inc., financed by A. J., the notorious Merchant of Sex, who scandalized international society when he appeared at the Duc de Ventre's ball as a walking penis covered by a huge condom emblazoned with the A. J. motto "They
Shall Not Pass."
"Rather bad taste, old boy," said the Duke. To which A. J. replied: "Up yours with Interzone K.Y." The reference is to the KY scandal which was still in a larval state at that time. A. J.'s repartee often refers to future events. He is a master of the delayed
squelch.