Sweet Drunken Friday night
11:35 and christ...
I guess I can't complain
I mean, if I was a girl, I wouldn't fucking date me.
I wouldn't take me to dinner at Guidi's in Coatdyke
and I wouldn't go for a drink with me at Colour Cafe on Main Street.
I'd never enjoy a film with me at the Odeon on Renfield Street.
all I'd do with me is drink myself stupid
write sad demented
and cry into a notepad and pen
about love and death
abouth hate and life
fear and tears
Sometimes I wish I was dead but
I'd never allow myself such a privelage
I wouldn't want to be the centre of that attention
but if I was a girl...seriously
I wouldn't fucking date me!