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Babies smell funny...

Posted to Utterances




...I understand you happiness about being healthy...thats cool...but do you really want to make babies? I mean, being a good mother is an awesome thing to aspire too but, well, babies cry all the time, they smell funny, they aren't really all that smart (ever try to talk politics with a baby?), some are cute and some aren't and its kind of a gamble about whether or not anyone's ever gonna get a cute one (I know all mothers think their babies are the cutest but, come on, most babies look like shriveled up old men), and the worst thing is, babies grow up and become teen-agers and, man, I don't envy anyone who is gonna have to raise a teen-ager 15 years from now...

...oh well, if you should decide to undertake the quest to reproduce, I hope the kids healthy and happy and, above all, cool - there are not enough cool people in the world. I suggest naming the baby, either boy or girl, FONZIE - that way they have a head start on the coolness part and perhaps it will help stir them towards coolsville (you know, the way all girls named Tiffany either become cheerleaders or strippers - often times both).