the White House tour sucks ass
You get to see a handful of colored rooms. I had to tell stories about the presidents whose pictures were hangin' on the wall to the rest of the group to keep myself entertained.
(Like when Taft got stuck in the bathtub and they had to grease it to get him out)
(or when Carter got attacked by a rabbit in Georgia)
(or when T. Roosevelt's kids rolled a huge snowball into the house up to a second story window to drop on their dad's head when he came home, but hit (and KO'ed) the policeman escorting him instead)