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Improbable?

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The Texas Lone Ranger Dubya and his faithful sidekick, Deputy Blair, in hot pursuit of the Baghdad Badman stumble upon the Badman's cache of chem/bio warfare.

A thunderous applause from their friends, who kept quiet and reserved, for they doubted any such cache existed, now surrounded the two heroes and returned them to their jobs.

Dubya and his Deputy were relieved. They had staked their entire career and future upon finding the Baghdad Badman's storehouse of WMD's. The world thought they were fucking nuts. But now, within a flash-moment, they were elevated from their suspicions to "Saviors from a Terrorist World".

[It could happen you know]