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Crap Arrest Of The Week

Posted to Poetry and Politics

For dressing up as a bunny!

Children in New York were distressed to see the Easter Bunny being taken
away in handcuffs from outside the local K-Mart last week. The bunny was
protesting about the shop replacing the traditional chocolate Easter bunny
in their baskets with candy toy soldiers armed with machine guns and rifles.
For her trouble, she was nicked for trespassing.