you like reading books intended for children which i don't. as a child i read children's books. as an adult, i read adult material.
the day i walk into the strand or barnes & noble & find j.k. rowling has her own section in "literature" i'm going to burn all my books and super-glue my television into the permanent "on" position.
i'll also never, ever again miss a summer blockbuster the day it opens.