in the navy, i worked for this guy who was just so gung-ho military, he was almost a cartoon character. a cross between gi-joe, john wayne, that drill instructor from full metal jacket, and blackbeard the pirate. anyway, we were overseas, and i was watching him make eyes with a young lady across the bar. he was working his magic pretty good until he reached for a studly drag on his cigarette and stuck the burning end to his lips. i nearly pissed my pants laughing.