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gorilla man pt. 2

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“Gorilla Man” Pt. 2

Ricky Martin and ambisexuality
you can not contain my uptown funkability
I am the gorilla man,
paragon of male virility.
I am the gorilla man,
supercalifragilisticespialodocious-ility
that is.
Antidisestablishmentarianism-ility
that was.
I am filled with gorilla-osity
and I shall ever be.
I will food you.
Food you with a spork.
Joshua Schwartz is a monkey
and I am the gorilla man.
I am a mother pheasant plucker,
and you can't do nothing about dat...
wow that was a triple negative!
You don't not...
not see hardly none of those around.
Mmmmmmmm.
Lotion.
Jasmine is Kali
and I am Gorilla Man.