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if you had a life
and i had a wife
i wouldn't know you
i'd be laughing about the guy
in the odd outfit i bumped into
in the mall the other day
who smelled funny
like sardines or tomato paste
i can't think which
but i wouldn't give you
the benefit of the doubt
like i do my "friends"
i don't know you
my wife takes up all my time
and your life fills me with so
much jealousy
that i can't find kind words
or thougts for you
now you tell me
which way is better