That's pretty funny (the Kafka route). My favorite Kafka is "The Castle" which, apparently, Kafka never imagined anyone would ever read.
My new chapbook, which will see the light of day sometime this month, has eleven poems. I think short chapbooks are good.
PS: just BTW, about my bio page, I was never rich. The million dollars I wrote about was all on paper, stock options that turned out to be worthless. I wish I had once been rich because I would have invested the money into LitKicks ...