A Little Vignette Based on the Subject at Hand
The thick-necked construction worker walked over to the white Nissan Sentra which sat waiting at a red light. Inside the car was a dashboard mounted TV showing a pornographic movie. The big man leaned down toward the side window to speak.
"You wanna turn that shit off?" he barked.
"What?" asked the dapper suited man in the car. "My TV? Why?"
"You're in a public place and maybe we don't wanna share your little jack-off party!"
The man in the white Nissan said, "It's my car and I can watch anything I want. Mind your own business."
The construction worker stood up straight and looked around.
"It oughta be against the law to have a TV in a car, anyway!" he shouted.
"I can have a TV anywhere I want. It's my right to have a fucking TV anywhere I want"
"Oh, is that right?" said the construction worker in a sarcastic tone. He turn and walked into a nearby appliance store, picked up a large television in his thick arms, and hauled it back outside with quick strides.
The man in the car saw what was coming. Just then the light turned green but the car in front of the Nissan was a slow-starter.
The construction worker raised the TV over his head and brought it crashing down onto the windshield of the white Nissan, cracking the glass and busting the TV.
"Here!" he shouted. "You want a TV in your car?"
He leaned over the right side of the car's hood and picked up the big, broken television again, back up over his head, and brought it crashing down a second time, doing more damage.
The tires began sqealing and spinning on the Nissan as the panicked driver tried to swerve past the car in front of him, as that car was not moving, the rubber-necked driver staring back at the wild scene behind him.
~~Someone else will have to finish this story. I've got to leave for a while~