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I don't have any moral reservations about watching porn while driving

Posted to Utterances




but I sure as hell don't want the guy in front of me to be doing it when I'm on the road. Even though I think ( and hope) most car DVD players aren't visible to the driver (they are aren't they, if not someone needs a hot poker up the ass for coming up with such a dumb idea) I don't want some guy to be driving a van while his two ho-mas are watching a threesome seen in the back, and then one of them says," Hey Carl check out this money shot" and the fucker leans his had back and ends up swerving into me. Or else, some old guy with heart problems will be driving behing Carl and his porno loving ho-mas and see the freaky stuff on the screen, get more excited that he's supposed to with his medication, and end up causing a ten car pile up. I can't have that, I'm a pizza delivery guy. Isn't a CD/Cassette/MP3 player enough to keep people occupied on the road?



I don't have any moral reservations about watching porn while driving

Posted to Utterances




but I sure as hell don't want the guy in front of me to be doing it when I'm on the road. Even though I think ( and hope) most car DVD players aren't visible to the driver (they are aren't they, if not someone needs a hot poker up the ass for coming up with such a dumb idea) I don't want some guy to be driving a van while his two ho-mas are watching a threesome seen in the back, and then one of them says," Hey Carl check out this money shot" and the fucker leans his had back and ends up swerving into me. Or else, some old guy with heart problems will be driving behing Carl and his porno loving ho-mas and see the freaky stuff on the screen, get more excited that he's supposed to with his medication, and end up causing a ten car pile up. I can't have that, I'm a pizza delivery guy. Isn't a CD/Cassette/MP3 player enough to keep people occupied on the road?