read them in our little rag here.
There is no one competent enough to
write in the paper here.
It's "Iowa's oldest newspaper".
Maybe that says a lot.
Anyway, when they said that
watching the Huey Lewis concert here
was "like watching paint dry" I
thought, there's just no hope.
I mean it was a very good show.
And, his band was terrific.
I mean, this is Iowa. Like, who
are these people. I honestly
think she wanted to say something
negative, to be controversial.
But, she picked the wrong show.
I mean we had Tiny Tim here.
Hey, they liked it!
God help us.
Why don't I move, you say?
Moving from Iowa would be like
falling out of Heaven. And, I mean
Besides, I hear it's probably the
safest place to be. So, shhhhhh!
be vewy vewy quiet pwease!