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In my day,

Posted to Utterances




in Biology class,
we practiced gross
violence upon
Frogs and various
creatures.
But, we never did get
to have sex with them.

Kids today are lucky.
They have sex education
(can you imagine!)

Do they teach the
Kama Sutra?
You know, get the
school slut up there
and, let's learn.
They get free concoms.
no more embarrassing
trips to the Drug Store.
No more brittle, cracked,
rubbers turning to dust in
your billfold.
The, they get to have PE
with the girls.
Oh Heaven, my sweet heaven.

"Coleman! is that a flawed jock strap or,
are you just glad to see Kathy Brown."
The Pope



In my day,

Posted to Utterances




in Biology class,
we practiced gross
violence upon
Frogs and various
creatures.
But, we never did get
to have sex with them.

Kids today are lucky.
They have sex education
(can you imagine!)

Do they teach the
Kama Sutra?
You know, get the
school slut up there
and, let's learn.
They get free concoms.
no more embarrassing
trips to the Drug Store.
No more brittle, cracked,
rubbers turning to dust in
your billfold.
The, they get to have PE
with the girls.
Oh Heaven, my sweet heaven.

"Coleman! is that a flawed jock strap or,
are you just glad to see Kathy Brown."
The Pope