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My review of ''the passion of the christ''

Posted to Utterances




This film is a big pile of self-indulgent bollocks!

It's just braveheart minus the plaid and the battle fields.

The violence isn't that intense. [I would say a far superior film like "the pianist" has more moments of horrific brutality]

Don't watch it, I beg you. It's shite, pure and simple.
Mel Gibson is to film making what Fred Durst is to music.

Nothing!
Well, nothing except a big fucking talentless pile of business eyes and accountany.

Definitely a waste of my time.

There is nothing redemable about this film. Why did it shock so many people?
Probably because the media told them it was "shocking...pornographic violence...bad view of jews..."

BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!
The film sucks.
Fuck Mel gibson.
I'd love to nail that talentless cunt's arse to a cross and let him get his eyes pecked out by birds.

And, before anyone says: "but, hey, if it creates such a reaction in you it must have something going for it..."

FUCK OFF! It is just shite. Horrible.
HE may as well have called the film:

The Passion of making money by refering to jesus' crucifiction in a way that makes all the religious nut jobs gripe and moan and, consequently, makes people want to see it.

I'm in a bad mood now. I'm going to watch Amelie.



My review of ''the passion of the christ''

Posted to Utterances




This film is a big pile of self-indulgent bollocks!

It's just braveheart minus the plaid and the battle fields.

The violence isn't that intense. [I would say a far superior film like "the pianist" has more moments of horrific brutality]

Don't watch it, I beg you. It's shite, pure and simple.
Mel Gibson is to film making what Fred Durst is to music.

Nothing!
Well, nothing except a big fucking talentless pile of business eyes and accountany.

Definitely a waste of my time.

There is nothing redemable about this film. Why did it shock so many people?
Probably because the media told them it was "shocking...pornographic violence...bad view of jews..."

BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!
The film sucks.
Fuck Mel gibson.
I'd love to nail that talentless cunt's arse to a cross and let him get his eyes pecked out by birds.

And, before anyone says: "but, hey, if it creates such a reaction in you it must have something going for it..."

FUCK OFF! It is just shite. Horrible.
HE may as well have called the film:

The Passion of making money by refering to jesus' crucifiction in a way that makes all the religious nut jobs gripe and moan and, consequently, makes people want to see it.

I'm in a bad mood now. I'm going to watch Amelie.