LOL!!! You'll lock 'em in with this!
I knew you'd have to attress this topic some time soon!
You know what I think? I think the new President should have his own Hairline. "Fly Lightning Rod!"
Glad to hear you're not going to pigtail on any of the other candidates' platforms.
Your approach is so non-abraidsive! I love it!
I can't believe you could comb up with something like this! People are just going to brush to the poles to vote for you!