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Absurdist Party Donations

Posted to Utterances




we have mechanisms within the party to handle all levels of donations

if you donate $1.95 to $100 you are in the Pioneer Club
for this you get a hotdog picnic

If you donate $100.95 to $500 you are in the Eagles Club
for this you get hamburgers and a three minute speech from The Candidate

If you donate $500.95 to $100,000, you are in the Platinum Eagles Club
you get to ride in the golfcart with The Candidate and get your picture taken holding his nine iron.

If you donate $100,000.95 to $3,000,000 you are in the Real Suckers Club
you get to sleep with Candidates campaign aides and get tax breaks.



Absurdist Party Donations

Posted to Utterances




we have mechanisms within the party to handle all levels of donations

if you donate $1.95 to $100 you are in the Pioneer Club
for this you get a hotdog picnic

If you donate $100.95 to $500 you are in the Eagles Club
for this you get hamburgers and a three minute speech from The Candidate

If you donate $500.95 to $100,000, you are in the Platinum Eagles Club
you get to ride in the golfcart with The Candidate and get your picture taken holding his nine iron.

If you donate $100,000.95 to $3,000,000 you are in the Real Suckers Club
you get to sleep with Candidates campaign aides and get tax breaks.