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...this just in...

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(AP News) Massachussetts.

today, Senator John Kerry, the virtual Democratic Presidential nominee, as he walked to a podium to give a speech to a group of union widget-manufacturing workers, fell and broke his hair. The accident comes at a critical time for the rigidly-coiffed, Herman-Munster-like candidate, who has been gaining momentum in recent weeks in the Presidential Hair Poll....




you caught a break, L-Rod...... (pun intended)



...this just in...

Posted to Utterances




(AP News) Massachussetts.

today, Senator John Kerry, the virtual Democratic Presidential nominee, as he walked to a podium to give a speech to a group of union widget-manufacturing workers, fell and broke his hair. The accident comes at a critical time for the rigidly-coiffed, Herman-Munster-like candidate, who has been gaining momentum in recent weeks in the Presidential Hair Poll....




you caught a break, L-Rod...... (pun intended)