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The Candidate is a phony

Posted to Utterances




I know I've been making all this tall talk about hairdos
but the truth is

when doreen came at me today with the scissors to cut my mustasche and fuzzy chin whiskers

I paniced like a coward

I went into the foetal position

The idea of cutting hair makes me feel like Sampson

it brings to mind being blinded and put on a treadmill

don't try this at home--postmodern



The Candidate is a phony

Posted to Utterances




I know I've been making all this tall talk about hairdos
but the truth is

when doreen came at me today with the scissors to cut my mustasche and fuzzy chin whiskers

I paniced like a coward

I went into the foetal position

The idea of cutting hair makes me feel like Sampson

it brings to mind being blinded and put on a treadmill

don't try this at home--postmodern