christ! Is this what it's come to?
I'd be better off going out and getting laid...
If I need a wash I'll have a shower but if I want to relax I'll have a bath.
Showers are for washing
Baths are for reading
However, showers can be sensual too. Ever been butt fucked in any of these institutions Lrod?
hahah butt fucked!
But seriously, Hot water running down your body, soap, hands, standing up like in the rain...
If you try to fuck in a bath you'd soak the fucking floor.
Alas, neither of these situations has presented itself to me.
Next one night stand I have I'll maybe show her this thread and invite her into the shower.
"fancy going into the shower?"
"great! the cleaning products are in the kitchen under the sink. Mind wash your hands when your done."