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scotty the video shop boy...

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scotty's a strange piece of fruit... he works behind the counter at my local video store. he's about 25 years old with a huge heavy metal head of ginger hair, and is constantly voicing his opinions about my video selections...
'oooh, i wouldn't get that. that movie's sooo sthcary...'
'is that a fact?'
'oooh, yeth... i was petrified. petrified, i tell you.'
'yeah, well... listen up, scotty - just take the money, give me the change and keep your fucking opinions to yourself - can you manage that?'



scotty the video shop boy...

Posted to Utterances





scotty's a strange piece of fruit... he works behind the counter at my local video store. he's about 25 years old with a huge heavy metal head of ginger hair, and is constantly voicing his opinions about my video selections...
'oooh, i wouldn't get that. that movie's sooo sthcary...'
'is that a fact?'
'oooh, yeth... i was petrified. petrified, i tell you.'
'yeah, well... listen up, scotty - just take the money, give me the change and keep your fucking opinions to yourself - can you manage that?'