dear well dead sp. rocket
thank you so much for sharing your writing, dear
i do so appreciate that you've opened your notebook
i really think you should capitalize your I's however
after all, it's not what you say dear (content is irrelevant), it's how you say it.
have you brushed your teeth
and thrown out the garbage, darling?
you never know when oprah winfrey will come by and surprise you on national tv
keep up the good work
and don't forget your cousin sue's surprise party