preventing terrorism?
Posted to Poetry and Politics
by firsty on 2004-04-13 12:45:00
give everyone a million dollars and their own country. bingo. no terrorism
wait, that won't work...
give everyone a million dollars, their own country, and 42 virgins.
dammit, that won't work either.
ok, here goes:
give everyone a million dollars, a truckload of levi jeans, their own country, and special eyeglasses that make it seem like everyone they see is of the same religion and nationality.
or, just poke everyone's eyes out and also make them deaf. might be easier than special glasses. special glasses are, like, a myth. like sea monkeys and peace.
was that snarky enough for you? just wondering. i was going for snarky.
