"Sheep fuckers the lot of 'em."
don't just tattoo it to your leg, engrave it into your heart, become a walking allegory of irony, do it for the sake of sakes sake, or sake - rice wine.
Mmm, had me a glass or so, of the stuff, at this japanese restaurant in downtown manhattan, didn't card me or nothing. And do you know why that is? because I read conrad. The waiter knew "this man that sits before me, radiates coolness, he must read conrad, I'll slip him some sake and an extra fortune cookie on the house."
And do you remember that saying, 'wwjd'? Everyone mistook it for meaning 'jesus,' damned ignorant bastards, it's What Would Joseph Do? J.C. - Joseph Conrad - Jesus Christ -- Coincidence? I think otherwise.