Tales of love and lust among the cockroaches
Your antennae are raised.
Your stance maketh you look crazed.
My eggs are waiting for you to complete.
We will soon hear the pitter of 6,000 little feet.
hiss and chirp. We ave all night.
Atomic radiation won't stop our flight.
Look out from above, my fair!
Tis a cloud of Raid in the air!
Meanwhile on the other side of the planet, a lone cockroach is licking the residue from a discarded bottle cap.