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Snicky Doo Poodle

Posted to Action Poetry

Toaster oven arms,
and eggbeaters eyes
form the cybernetic parts of my being.

There's Fraggle rocks
where dylithium crystals
should have been.

I lack the gleaming metallic hull and infrared vision of other, more superior models.

Why am I such a shitty robot?