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They said, "Money cannot buy happiness!"
They said, "money cannot buy love!"
Past the green paper and metal disks,
Into the green fields with a metal detector,
Our hero stumbled upon a treasure he lost so long ago.
It was a ring dropped by his beloved, as she lay in the field with another man, who raped her and murdered her.
A child grew up fast and took an axe to the rapists penis.
A doctor could have but didn't stitch it back on.
The jeweler dipped in bronze and made a necklace.
The rapist was forced to live his days without an organ.
The hero was saddened by the loss of his lover, but
He laughed at the very thought of a man missing manhood.